Have gotten a lot of questions lately regarding Greg Oden and George Hill - most people are wondering one of three things:
1) Why are they taking naked pictures of themselves?
2) Why are they sending them to people who they clearly should not trust?
3) What is email?
I don't know the answer to the third or first questions, but the second question is simple.
Every NBA player carries four cell phones. One is your normal phone for friends and family. One is for your business dealings. One is for your booty calls.
The fourth phone is the most interesting one, and the one that probably got Greg and George in trouble.
(It's also the most logical explanation for this phenomenon - hopefully this eases minds next time this happens.)
It's called the Wild Card Phone, and what you do with it is take a bunch of naked (or scandalous) pictures of yourself with it, then leave at a club, or in a cab, or at a booty girl's house, or at Subway.
Nobody knows why we have to do this, but it's in the Collective Bargaining Agreement that we have to. All the coaches have to, as well.
Where is my Wild Card Phone, you ask? It's at a Subway in rural Kansas with Andre Miller's WCP - I'm just waiting for my day of reckoning.
The Cavaliers look nice!